Okay, it's true. Canada Post really does use actual snails to transport the mail.
Amy from Pikaland tells me that my contribution for Pikapackage has not arrived!? The little gastropoda assigned to deliver my package has clearly lost it's way.
I also suspect that there is a room at the back of the post office where large packages are used as furniture for at least a couple of weeks before they are dispatched to find their way (ever so slowly) to their destinations.
I'm going to go relieve my frustration by weeping gently in a corner now...
Possible Canada Post employee (courtesy Wikipedia) looking for my lost package.